Thursday, May 22, 2014

Conchita Wurst caused Balkan floods after Eurovision win, say church leaders


Dear Catholics, this is why nobody likes you.

(telegraph) - Conchita Wurst is responsible for flooding that left over 50 people dead earlier this month, church leaders in the Balkans have claimed.

The Austrian drag artist, whose real name is Thomas Neuwirth, seized international attention after winning Eurovision 2014 with his hit Rise Like a Phoenix.

However, several church leaders have now claimed the recent devastating flooding across the Balkans, which was the worst in a century and left over 50 people dead, was "divine punishment" for Conchita's victory.

"This [flood] is not a coincidence, but a warning," Patriarch Amfilohije of Montenegro said, according to e.novine.com. "G-d sent the rains as a reminder that people should not join the wild side."

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